My name is Dave McElfatrick, and I am a stupid Irishman from Coleraine, N. Ireland. I am currently living in some weird limbo where being both a comic-writer/illustrator and making a living out of it collide. I write a webcomic called Cyanide & Happiness, as well as illustrate a monthly metal-themed comic called Maximum Satan for Metal Hammer magazine. I've also done commission work for companies such as Orange Mobile, Harper Collins, Jacamo Clothing and Sony. On this page you will find irrelevent musings that have been farted out of my brain periodically.